Центр иностранных языков ИНТЕРЛИНК

 

Jokes about Chuck Norris

 If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time ...
 

Gapped sentences

 1. MAKE A SENTENCE USING ALL THE GIVEN WORDS
1. RECENTLY / TO
2. SHOULD / ALWAYS
3. HAD / WASHED
4. GOING TO
5. DIDNT / AFTER
6. HAD HAD
7. HAVE BEEN TRAVELLING
8. DOESNT / BY
9. TIME / TO
10. HAVE TO / WORKING ...
 

Vocabulary Summarized

 ELEMENTARY VOCABULARY
1. envelope
2. key
3. suitcase
4. aunt
5. horrible
6. nephew
7. niece
8. uncle
9. wrong
10. baker
11. catch
12. certainly
13. fortunately
14. hairdresser
15. ...
 

THE WORD GAME

 11 junk food 11 software 11 housewife 11 hiking
11 home-made 11 precious 11 loo 11 hug
12 widespread 12 bum 12 approve 12 house-warming
12 annoy 12 unique 12 pride 12 awful
13 redundant 13 solid 13 life expectancy 13 escape
13 ...
 

Grammar. Shall versus Will

 Dear Irina,

Thank you for asking me questions. You are always welcome. Some explanation of the above topic will follow. It gives a lot of detail, which is probably what you want.

I will post my humble opinion later on most of ...
 

memorizing new vocabulary

 Запоминание иностранных слов
Проблемы изучения иностранного языка
Одной из основных проблем при изучении иностранного языка является запоминание слов. Для освоения языка необходимо выучить как минимум две-три тысячи слов. ...
 

HOMEWORK :)

 Homework for 5/12/08

1. Work Book
pp. 74-75 ex. 1-4
2. Student's Book
p. 112 ex. 4
3. Here is the task that was given to us on the sheet of paper last time

Past Perfect / Past Perfect Continuous

Using ...
 

more jokes

 How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
18 letters! 3 in "the", 7 in "English", and 8 in "alphabet".

Which month has 28 days?
All of them!

A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiter brought the food ...
 

blonde jokes

 She was a blonde

-she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
-she thought a quarterback was a refund
-she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
-she thought meow mix was a record for cats
-under "education" on her job application,she ...
 

LYRICS & TEXTS

 ТЕКСТ ПЕСНИ STING "ENGLISHMAN IN NEW YORK"

I don't drink coffee I take tea my dear
I like my toast done on the side
And you can hear it in my accent when I talk
I'm an Englishman in New York

See me walking down Fifth Avenue
A ...
 

-ING or -ED ?

 Paul is an ..... student.
interesting
interested

Nancy's parents didn't like their daughter's behaviour. They were ..... .
embarrassed
embarrassing

I heard some ..... news on the radio.
surprising ...
 


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