Never pass up a chance to improve your English-)


 мне очень нравится идиома "to be short and sweet", есть еще такая наша университетская модификация: "as short as my skirt, as sweet as my smile",
а вот еще с университетской жизни на вопрос преподов "How're you doing?", любимым ответом было: "Still doing" or "Surviving" :)))

 KISS :-* - Keep it Short and Simple

 And what does it mean "to be short and sweet"?)

 well, i have plenty of jokes, but i will write here some of them. ok?

1) Okay, okay, I take it back. Unfuck you
2) You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing
3) Back off! You're standing in my aura
4) You look like shit. Is that the style now?
etc so..what do you think about that stuff?

 if the man opens the door of car for his wife it's either new car or new wife...