THE JOY OF WORK =) ЛЮБЛЮ СВОЮ РАБОТУ!

 6) You can teach your boss to suppress his opinions by making sure he embarrasses himself anytime he opens his mouth. During meetings, ask his opinion about the feasibility of things that have already been done.
 

 THE JOBS ARE HARDER TO MEASURE NOW!!!!
 

 Another ageless prank: Call your victim and say you're a line tester for the phone company. Explain that there have been report of static from other users in your area. Ask the user to whistle the "Star-Spangled Banner" while you run some sound tests on your end. Tell the victim to keep it up until you give the word, otherwise the tests will be useless and you'll have to redo them. Put the phone down and go to lunch.
 

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